From Boss to Drunken Master
Oh, look at that. Another Monday, another high profile suspension in the Land of the Brave. My fellow Namibians, gather ‘round. I have breaking news that has shocked me to my very core (she says, while sipping coffee and staring blankly at a wall). It has been officially confirmed that Bra Joseph Shimweelao Shikongo, our beloved, untouchable, "I'll retire when I want" Inspector General of the Namibian Police Force, has finally been shown the red card. Twelve months of gardening leave, to be precise. Cue the world’s smallest violin. Now, before the comments section attacks me, let me make one thing painfully clear. I have been publicly, loudly, and proudly at the forefront of calling for his suspension since the Stone Age. But, and this is the part where I pretend to be a saint, Bra Shikongo, if there was any foul play in your suspension, you are more than welcome to report your matter to me. Yes, you heard me right. I will fight for you too. Because apparently, your right...