Life Overseas is a Canoe Lie – An HR Practitioner's Confession
Yoh, my people! Welcome to my blog. Sit down, relax, and grab a cold one. Let me tell you something that will make your ancestors laugh. Let me introduce myself. My name is Gideon. I have paper . I am an HR Practitioner . A whole Human Resources expert with a Bachelor Honours Degree framed on my wall like a trophy. When I walk into the office, the interns start updating their CVs. When I call a disciplinary hearing, people start sweating like they're in a sauna. When I speak, even the CEO listens. I AM THE HR. Kapish ? So why am I standing here in my kitchen, stirring oxtail for my pretty Nangula , while my past life keeps blowing up my phone with nonsense? Let me tell you. Hou vas . There was a woman. Her name was Ndapandula . Mama Ndapandula. The one with the loud voice, the even louder mabalaya shoes, and the headwrap that could cover half of Ongwediva. I, Gideon, the catch of the century, the man with a silver Land Cruiser V8, a Rolex that costs more than her parents' ho...