"Namibia is Not Poor, Just Poorly Managed"? Oh, the Audacity!
Hoezit, my people? Let's sit down, maybe grab a dop, and have a proper braai-side chat about this whole mess. Because honestly, if we don't laugh, we're going to cry into our biltong. So here we are, standing in this beautiful land of ours. Diamonds just lying beneath the sand like they're waiting for someone to pick them up. Uranium, copper, gold, zinc. Fish so plenty you'd think we hit the jackpot. Only three million of us, mos. Smaller than most cities out there. And on paper, we should be eating cake every day. Our president, Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah, keeps reminding us that we're "too few to be poor" . She says our natural wealth and small population should make poverty unacceptable . And you know what, on paper, she's right. But then you look around. Nearly eight hundred and sixty thousand of our own people are scratching just to get by. And what do we own of our own resources? A measly ten percent. The foreigners? They're sitting pre...