Gyms in Ongwediva Are Just Tinder for People Too Proud to Try Facebook Dating
Let us be real for a second. Ongwediva is not exactly a paradise of romantic opportunity. The bars are the same three places. The shebeens have the same faces. Everyone already dated everyone else back in secondary school, and somehow half of them still live in the same neighborhood. Your ex is at the supermarket. Your exs new partner sells phone covers at the open market. Your cousins friend ghosted you last year and you still see her buying airtime every Thursday. So where does a desperate, lonely, slightly out of breath person go when their DMs are dry, their standards are somehow still high, and Tinder has shown them every emotionally unavailable person within a 40 kilometer radius? The gym. The brand new gym. The one that opened last month between a bottle store and a Chinese shop that sells everything including hope. Because nothing says I have given up on actual dating apps like paying N$850 a month to stare at someones calves for 40 minutes in silence while a slow jam remi...