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💸 "DON’T ASK ME FOR MONEY" THE BROKE MAN’S ANTHEM 😴

Oh no, she asked you for money? Block her, king! Clearly, she’s a “gold digger” because, of course, you’re sitting on a gold mine of Wi-Fi and unpaid debts. Let's be real: y’all barely have data, but you’re mad when a woman says she wants stability. Twist🤑: Proverbs 13:22 exists “A good man leaves an inheritance to his children’s children.” That’s not vibes, that’s generational wealth. God literally said: men are responsible for the financial legacy of their families. So when girls ask for financial security, they’re not greedy they’re biblical. But here come the “not all men” committee: > “I’m not an ATM.” “Love me for me.” “Money isn’t everything.” Sure, money isn’t everything… until she asks if you can afford electricity during the month. 🧢 Miss Me With That “I’m Just a Simple Man” Talk Let’s cut the nonsense, if you’re broke, why are you dating? Dating is a luxury, not a side quest between overdrafts. You should be investing, building, hustling, healing then dating. Not ...

DECEITFUL OVERREACTION IN SURVIVOR SUPPORT GROUP (WHERE DRAMA HEALS FASTER THAN THERAPY)

So, you joined a support group thinking it would be a sacred circle of healing, understanding, and growth? 🤣 Sweet summer child. What you actually walked into is an emotional Big Brother house where trauma is currency, crocodile tears are the national anthem, and overreaction is a competitive sport. Everyone claims to be “just here to heal,” but somehow, you’re surrounded by people auditioning for the role of Ultimate Survivor in the tragic saga of life. You came with a heart full of hope, but apparently, that’s not enough. You need drama. You need backstory. You need trauma with plot twists and cliffhangers. You share your experience: "I struggled with anxiety for years..." They reply: "Oh, that’s cute. I was diagnosed with 17 disorders, survived three toxic exes, lost a kidney, and still made it to therapy by crawling through glass. What’s your excuse?" It’s not about healing anymore it’s about one-upping. The louder you cry, the more real your story is. And if y...