20 Years, $2 Trillion, and All We Got Was This Lousy Sequel: Taliban 2: Electric Boogaloo
Well, well, well. Look who’s back. After two decades, thousands of American lives, and enough taxpayer money to buy Bezos a few more yachts, we have successfully completed the mission: Replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Genius. Absolute chess-master strategy. America never learns, because America is apparently suffering from the geopolitical version of amnesia mixed with a god complex. "This time will be different," we whispered, as we handed the keys to the same guys we kicked out in 2001. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t. And now, the real comedy show begins at home. Divided We Stand (Actually, We’re Sitting and Screaming) You’d think a common enemy would make people rally. Nope. Americans are so spectacularly divided right now that we can’t agree that water is wet without turning it into a partisan bloodsport. This is the magic of democracy, folks. Not the "liberty and justice for all" part, the part where we implode from within because Karen on Facebook thinks the en...