💸 New Notes, Same Nonsense: Namibia’s Currency Comedy

So here we are, a woke Namibian generation, living through what must be the most creative chapter in economic history. Forget unemployment. Forget collapsing hospitals. Forget the skyrocketing cost of living. The new national priority? Redesigning our money. Because clearly, the colour of our coins is what’s been holding this country back 😏.

The nation is tired. No, fed up, with these new currency notes and coins. Who even asked for this upgrade? What was wrong with the old ones? Did they suddenly become allergic to inflation?

Let’s not sugarcoat it; this whole stunt smells like another SWAPO–Chinese printing money project. And it’s a painfully expensive one. Taxpayer money down the drain, for what? So someone could stand at a podium and unveil a shinier version of poverty? 💰

The irony is unmatched. We’re spending hundreds of millions printing low-quality currency while hospitals are underfunded, schools are overcrowded, and young graduates are roaming the streets with CVs that might as well be flyers. But sure, let’s clap for new coins; maybe they’ll magically buy us progress.

Namibia doesn’t need new notes. Namibia needs new priorities. We need leadership that understands that a struggling citizen doesn’t care how fancy the money looks; they just want to earn it, stretch it, and survive on it.

So until then, keep your new designs. Keep your “modernized” coins. Because no matter how pretty you print it, worthless money is still worthless.

This isn’t innovation. It’s not patriotism. It’s not even modernization.

It’s a fucken joke, and the whole nation is the punchline 😬