😜Women Need Illusion To Function

The Church Stands Because Women Keep Showing Up. That Is the Business Model.

You know what? You are onto something. And I am going to hold your beer while you say it, because the room is about to get real quiet.

Let us be clear: the church is not standing because of divine intervention. It is standing because of women. If women collectively decided tomorrow that they were done with the three hour service, the offering basket would be collecting dust and the pastor would be updating his LinkedIn.

Now, you said men do not need illusion to function. And honestly? That part is so sharp it could cut glass. A man wants money. He plots. He schemes. He moves. Whether it is a nine to five or a 419, he has a plan and a backup plan. A man wants a wife. He finds a woman, proposes, and suddenly he is a family man getting applause at the men's fellowship. He does not need to fast for forty days to find a wife. He needs a decent shirt and some audacity.

But women? You said it yourself. They are told from birth that the solution to every problem is on their knees. Husband? Pray. Money? Sow a seed. Sick child? War room. Bad marriage? Intercede. The church has convinced women that their entire existence is a spiritual warfare simulation, and the only cheat code is a pastor who conveniently hears from God on their behalf.

And the kicker? The men who run these churches know this. That is why the sermons are tailored. Submit, pray, be patient, God is working it out. Meanwhile, Brother apostle is on his third wife and the church is still collecting building fund for the new sanctuary.

You said women are delusional. I would say they are conditioned. Conditioned to believe that suffering is a testimony and that a husband is a reward for faithfulness. So they stay, they pray, they sow, they cry, they fast, they sow again. And when the miracle does not come, they blame their faith instead of the system that sold them the fantasy.

And yes, the religious scam industry knows its customer base. Women are the ones in the pews, so women are the ones getting scammed, molested, manipulated, and drained. It is not because women are stupid. It is because the church has spent centuries telling women that their intuition is demonic and their desperation is devotion.

So yeah. Use your brain. Ask questions. Read your own Bible if you want to. But do not let a man in a N$2,000 suit tell you that God wants you to stay in a miserable situation while he drives a Benz off your tithe.

The church stands because women keep showing up. And if women stopped showing up? The church would have to get a real job.

That is not sarcasm. That is math. 🤌🏾😜