THE HONEST IMPACT with Gideon Kapuka

MTC Namibia, the one true king of the telecommunications world in Namibia. It’s almost like the fairy tale of a monopolistic giant effortlessly sitting on its throne, while the citizens of Namibia, like a bunch of unwitting peasants, are forced to worship it. Welcome to the world of MTC, where the only thing more inflated than their data rates is their ego.  For years, MTC has been raking in profits, not by delivering exceptional services, but by cleverly capitalizing on one simple fact: no competition. It’s so much easier to hike up your prices when there’s literally no one else to stop you. Don’t worry about MTN or other telecom companies. Their dreams of entering Namibia have been dashed by political interference, leaving MTC with an unimaginably cushy position. Not only do they have a captive market, but they also get to keep all those extra ridiculous data charges with absolutely zero oversight. Why? Because there’s no competition. You can either pay MTC’s exorbitant rates, or...

 In the face of a burgeoning housing market, Namibia's Sectional Titles Act of 2009 (Act No. 2 of 2009), which mandates the establishment of Body Corporates for sectional title schemes, is coming under increased scrutiny. Homeowners across the country are voicing concerns over escalating levies, opaque financial management, and restrictive regulations that limit their autonomy. Understanding the Sectional Titles Act and Body Corporates The Sectional Titles Act was enacted to facilitate the division of buildings into sections and common property, allowing individual ownership of units within a complex. Upon purchasing a unit, homeowners automatically become members of a Body Corporate—a legal entity responsible for the control, administration, and management of the scheme's common property. This structure ensures shared responsibility for maintenance and repairs, with costs covered through levies imposed on unit owners. Homeowners' Growing Discontent Despite the Act's in...

The Namibian Constitution outlines a clear and structured process for the impeachment of the President, which cannot be sidestepped by dissolving the National Assembly. While the President does have the power to dissolve the National Assembly under specific circumstances, it does not provide a way to avoid or block impeachment. Let’s dive into why this is the case. The Impeachment Process Under the Namibian Constitution, the National Assembly has the power to remove the President from office through an impeachment motion. This process requires a two-thirds majority vote in the National Assembly. It is a serious and deliberate procedure that ensures accountability for the President’s actions and decisions. The President’s Power to Dissolve the National Assembly The Constitution grants the President the authority to dissolve the National Assembly, but only under certain conditions. Specifically, the President can dissolve the Assembly on the advice of the Cabinet if it becomes clear that...

Humanity—so advanced, yet so fragile when confronted with facts. The internet is filled with people who passionately reject science while using smartphones powered by, you guessed it, science. And one of their favorite topics? The birthplace of modern humans.   Let's break it down, nice and slow, for those who still think Africa couldn’t possibly be the starting point of Homo sapiens.   1. "But There Are Older Bones Found Outside Africa!"  Oh yes, let's start with this classic argument. It's always amusing when people bring up fossils from Europe or Asia and say, "See? That proves humans didn’t come from Africa!"   Spoiler alert: No, it doesn’t.    Those other fossils? They belong to different human species—Neanderthals, Homo erectus, Denisovans, and even the hobbit-like Homo floresiensis. Fascinating, yes. But modern humans? The only species still alive? Those bones point back to Africa. The oldest known Homo sapiens fossils—233,000 years ol...

In a recent interview with Eagle FM, Dr. Panduleni Itula, the leader of the opposition party IPC, stirred political conversations with his statement:   "Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah, she will need deliverance." This remark, directed at Namibia’s newly elected first female president, has left many Namibians speculating—what exactly did he mean?   A Call for Real Change or a Political Jab?   Dr. Itula’s words seem to suggest that President Nandi-Ndaitwah faces an uphill battle in delivering on promises of reform. Having been part of the SWAPO-led government for years, she is no stranger to the system’s deep-rooted corruption and inefficiencies. The real question is: can she truly break free from the party’s legacy of unfulfilled promises, or will her presidency be just another chapter in the same old SWAPO playbook?   If she is serious about cleaning up corruption, she will have to do so with minimal interference from the same political elites who have lo...

Namibia—the land where visionaries build, and politicians plot. In this latest episode of “Who Wants to Control a Private University?,” we find the SWAPO government and Dr. David Namwandi, the founder of IUM, caught in a classic “cat and dog” relationship. And let’s be honest—it’s getting old.   Dr. Namwandi, a man who once graced Parliament under the SWAPO banner, has long since washed his hands of politics. But somehow, the drama never left him. After his term ended, he focused on what actually matters—education. Yet, for reasons known only to those in high offices, the government just can’t seem to let him or IUM breathe.   The ‘Generous’ Offer: Give Us 50% of Your University Here’s a fun fact: a while back, the SWAPO government reportedly wanted a 50% stake in IUM. Yes, you read that right. Half of a private institution, just handed over—because why not? Maybe they thought Dr. Namwandi would be so overwhelmed with gratitude that he’d sign over his life’s work wit...

The internet—a place where we can connect, shop, learn, and, unfortunately, become prime targets for cyberbullies, fraudsters, and data thieves. While Namibia embraces digital transformation, the online world isn’t just a playground of memes and viral dance challenges. It’s also a hotspot for cybercrimes, data breaches, and all sorts of shady online behavior. And let’s be honest, if laws didn’t exist, some people would treat the internet like the Wild West, shooting off scams and misinformation at every turn. Understanding Online Violations Online violations come in many delightful forms, from anonymous keyboard warriors spewing hate speech to cybercriminals hacking into bank accounts as if it’s a video game. Cyberbullying and harassment have become so common that some people now wear them like a badge of honor. Meanwhile, data breaches? Well, let’s just say if your personal information hasn’t been leaked yet, give it time. Then there are online fraudsters, always coming up with “too-g...

The Office of the Ombudsman in Namibia was established as a public protector, entrusted with ensuring accountability, justice, and fairness in governance. However, over the past decades, this institution has remained largely inactive, failing to fulfill its constitutional mandate. There are no landmark cases to mention, no major investigations to highlight, and no significant interventions that have improved the lives of ordinary Namibians. This lack of action is not just disappointing—it is a national crisis that threatens democracy, transparency, and public trust in institutions.   A Dormant Institution Failing Its Mandate The Ombudsman’s office is supposed to be a watchdog for the people, ensuring that injustices are addressed and governance structures remain accountable. It is tasked with investigating a range of civic issues, including:   - Unjustified court decisions that may have led to wrongful imprisonment or unfair rulings.   - Misuse of public re...

Ah, the world we live in today—so modern, so progressive, so… utterly ridiculous! And who gets the short end of the stick? Africans, of course. Why? Because we have this magical ability to accept any absurdity thrown our way, especially when it comes wrapped in fancy Western packaging. Suddenly, everything is "human rights." Oh yes, apparently, human rights now include personal desires, bedroom preferences, and whatever else someone wakes up feeling like today. Confused? Me too! But hey, don't worry—if you don't blindly accept it, they'll label you backward, uncivilized, or my personal favorite, intolerant. And then we have the Woke Generation —those self-proclaimed activists who think they’re the enlightened ones, here to “educate” the rest of us poor, uninformed souls. You know them—the ones who scream "love is love" while shoving their agenda down everyone’s throat. The same ones who preach tolerance but will cancel you in a heartbeat if you dare to...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the grand Namibian political theatre, where our newly elected president, Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah, has taken center stage with her bold and radical plans—cue the drumroll—for massive job creation! Yes, you heard that right. Our dear leader has promised the youths of Namibia employment, and the only question that remains is: How? Where? And in which economic sector exactly? Or are we supposed to just sit back, trust the process, and hope jobs magically rain down like manna from heaven?   Now, let’s move to the real comedy gold—her latest blockbuster announcement: Free education… but only in 2029! Yes, because, of course, the best way to help struggling students today is by telling them, "Just hang in there for another four years; free education is on the way!" Genius, isn’t it? Why can’t these changes be implemented immediately when she takes office on March 21, 2025? Oh, wait—I forgot. Politicians have mastered the art of long-term promises with...

It appears as though a number of SWAPO Party politicians have been swept up in the wave of hype surrounding the so-called Green Hydrogen revolution. But a closer inspection raises a concerning question: have these politicians truly understood the complexities of this new energy frontier, or are they simply being carried along by promises of a clean, sustainable future without fully grasping the underlying realities? The Allure of Green Hydrogen Green hydrogen is being marketed as a groundbreaking solution to the global energy crisis, with its promise of zero-emission fuel derived from renewable energy sources like wind or solar power. It is touted as a key player in the transition to a greener economy, offering hope to countries seeking to decarbonize industries, transportation, and power generation. For Namibia, with its vast renewable energy potential, this narrative is particularly alluring. The idea of positioning the country as a leading player in green hydrogen production is a ta...

Ah, the modern era—where “believe all women” is the mantra, and “justice” often means "let's burn the innocent at the stake" just to cover our bases. Let's get real here: rape accusations are serious, and real victims deserve justice. But let’s also talk about the elephant in the room—the trend of false rape accusations becoming a kind of sport for some people. Because why not, right? Why not throw around an accusation of rape just to get attention, revenge, or a free pass out of trouble? Sounds like a great idea... until you realize you're ruining lives. According to some pretty detailed research in Namibia, only about 40% of rape cases result in convictions. Imagine that: 60% of rape cases don’t even make it to a conviction. Let’s just say that “I’m innocent until proven guilty” takes on a whole new meaning when you consider that even if you’re convicted, it’s still a roll of the dice. Oh, but it’s okay because we’re told these women are so incredibly brave for ...

Ah, the age-old debate about love. Is it a choice or a need? Some will say it’s a beautiful mix of both, while others, usually the ones who have a seriously skewed perspective, claim it’s all about choice. And sure, while I agree with the idea that true love is based on choice, let’s not pretend that our basic needs don’t play a tiny little role in it, okay? Because if we’re being honest, choosing to love someone when you need them to meet your fundamental needs doesn’t sound like a fairy tale; it sounds like a business deal. So, let’s break this down, shall we? The truth is, there are plenty of things we need in a relationship. I’m talking about the need for teamwork, for communication that doesn’t feel like pulling teeth, for someone who’s willing to support your dreams and goals, even if those dreams involve becoming a professional napper or mastering the art of Netflix binging. A good relationship requires trust, respect, and, brace yourself—self-care, which involves putting yourse...

Ah yes, here we go again—the endless debate about whether men or women are to blame for the state of the world. As if one gender woke up and decided, “Let’s ruin everything today.” But since we’re talking about danger, violence, and destruction, let’s get real: men have historically been the MVPs of making the world a mess.   Let’s talk about wars, shall we? You know, those little conflicts that shaped the world by… well, destroying it first. Who started them? Not exactly women sitting around a fire knitting sweaters. No, it was mostly men, fueled by power, ego, and an undying love for territorial pissing contests.   Then we have crime—muggings, gang violence, domestic abuse. Who’s leading the stats? Oh right, men. But let’s not talk about that, because apparently acknowledging this reality means we’re “attacking” men.   And then there’s this argument: “Men protect women from nature.” Oh, please. The biggest threat to women isn’t nature. It’s other men. Wom...

Ah yes, the modern woman. Strong, independent, and—according to some—completely delusional. But why? Where did it all go wrong?   Maybe it started with fairy tales. You know, the ones that told little girls they were princesses and that a rich, handsome prince would come along, sweep them off their feet, and make all their problems disappear. That was cute when they were five. But somehow, a lot of women never really grew out of it. Now, they’re adults, sitting around with a laundry list of demands for men—six feet tall, six-figure income, six-pack abs—without stopping to ask themselves what they actually bring to the table.   Religion didn’t help much either. It told men they had to love their wives like Christ loves the church, provide for their families or be labeled worse than an infidel, and remain faithful under all circumstances. Meanwhile, women got the “submit to your husband” memo and decided to conveniently ignore it. Because, of course, submission only ap...

As the world grapples with its origins, it's astounding to think that many still don't recognize Africa as the birthplace of humanity. All life started in Africa—this is not just a theory, but a well-documented scientific fact. The Garden of Eden, often thought to be a myth, likely existed in Africa, further supporting the notion that we all share a common origin. This leads to a profound realization: every human on Earth, regardless of appearance or where they live today, is a descendant of Africa. However, this connection is often overlooked, overshadowed by the narratives of colonialism and the caste systems built on racial divisions. While many may acknowledge their ancestral ties to Africa, it's crucial to understand that just because someone shares a distant ancestor doesn’t automatically make them an ally. Africa’s True Legacy Africa has always been a hub of civilization and culture, and many people of African descent have been here long before figures like Christoph...

Have you ever tasted something so good, so warm, so rich, that you have to close your eyes and just let it sink in, like you’ve cracked the code to happiness? Yeah, that’s what loving you feels like. If love had a flavor (and it totally should), it would definitely be you—sweet like honey, warm like fresh bread that just came out of the oven, and something I’ll never get tired of—unlike that “miracle” workout routine I started last month. Spoiler: I’m still sore and not a single inch of fat has melted off. Your voice? It’s like rain on a scorching day—finally, some relief after I've been slowly evaporating in the heat of my own thoughts. Your touch? Sweetest in the morning after... well, after literally anything other than the rude awakening of an alarm blaring in my ear. Who even thought alarms were a good idea? And I had no idea love could feel like this. It’s not some dramatic, exhausting chase or a constant game of “where is this even going?” like I’m trying to decode a 20th-ce...

Ah, love. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of, right? We swoon over it, idolize it, and make it out to be this perfect, effortless thing. But here’s the inconvenient truth no one tells you: love that hasn’t been tested is as fragile as a glass slipper—pretty, but bound to shatter. And when it’s someone you love who’s finally “made it” in life—like, they’re suddenly wealthy, successful, or famous—that’s when you start seeing the cracks. Love needs to be tested, and if you’ve been along for the ride when someone comes from humble beginnings, and suddenly starts flying high, things can get... complicated. The Humble Beginnings - Love Before The Big Break Let’s paint a picture. You’re in love with someone who’s been through it all—the tough times, the struggle, the late-night ramen dinners, the “savings account” that’s really just a dream. You stick together because you get each other. You were both in the trenches, fighting to make ends meet, keeping each other’s spirits up when things...

Let’s talk about a well-worn piece of advice: “Never hit a man where he's weak.” Apparently, this doesn’t apply to men being vulnerable with women, because when that happens, you better buckle up, baby. If a man ever opens up, trusts you with his deepest, darkest, most fragile spots, you best not use it against him. If you do, you’re going to get an emotional explosion. Here’s the thing: Men, we’ve been down that road before. And trust me, there’s no turning back after you’ve opened up and been burned. Like an idiot, you’ve let someone into your mental and emotional space, only to watch it all get turned into ammunition against you. Who knew that something as simple as “Hey, I trust you, I’m being vulnerable with you” could trigger the rise of a demon face-to-face, emotionally and physically? Let’s face it: this is the unwritten law in the relationship game. Men know it all too well, and sadly, we’re not the only ones who’ve been burned by it. So many men before me—and likely many ...

Oh, Namibia. Where democracy is a cherished concept – one that, apparently, is only as strong as the paper it’s printed on. So, if you’ve been following the political drama surrounding the 2024 presidential election, you might’ve caught wind of the dramatic case brought by Dr. Panduleni Itula, the official elected opposition party IPC’s hero (or villain, depending on who you ask). His bold attempt to seek justice and protect Namibia’s democracy was, of course, overshadowed by a final judgment from the Supreme Court that felt more like a bad reality show finale than a genuine pursuit of justice. But hey, what else could we expect? Let’s talk about it: Dr. Itula’s case was simple enough. The Electoral Commission of Namibia (ECN), to put it kindly, dropped the ball in carrying out its most important duty — conducting free and fair elections. Their performance last year was so spectacularly bad, one might suspect they thought they were running an obstacle course rather than overseeing a na...

In a bold economic move aimed at alleviating the burden on consumers, the Namibian government has announced a subsidy to cap fuel prices for March 2025. This decision comes amid a significant shift in the country’s monetary policy, as the Bank of Namibia (BoN) has reduced the repo rate by 25 basis points, lowering it to 6.75%. These two concurrent actions, although beneficial in some ways, present a complex mix of opportunities and challenges for small and medium-sized enterprises (SMEs) across the country. Repo Rate Reduction (A Strategic Economic Shift) On February 12, 2025, the Bank of Namibia’s Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) announced a reduction in the repo rate from 7.00% to 6.75%. The move aims to provide relief to the economy by encouraging borrowing and investment. Governor Johannes !Gawaxab, in his address, emphasized that the decision was made in light of stable inflation expectations, which are projected to average around 4.0% in 2025. This slight reduction, while modest, ...

Ah, the ever-popular male best friend situation – every relationship’s worst nightmare and an ongoing saga that some people refuse to understand. You know the drill: You’ve got a guy friend that’s been in your life for years, and suddenly, poof, he’s your “bestie.” And you, naturally, expect your partner to just nod along and act like it’s no big deal. Yeah, because expecting your significant other to just get on board with your dynamic is totally reasonable…right? Listen, there’s nothing wrong with having a male friend. Nothing at all. But let’s not pretend that this perfectly innocent, non-romantic relationship isn’t going to raise a few eyebrows when you expect your boyfriend/husband to fully embrace it without question. After all, he should be fine with your bestie tagging along for dinner and bringing his girlfriend, right? Ah, the plot thickens. Of course, you'd love to be his best friend too, because that’s clearly how you keep a perfectly platonic relationship with a man. W...

Oh, the sweet joy of feeling completely unwanted, unappreciated, and, frankly, like the world would be better off if you just didn’t exist. Let’s talk about that, shall we? Because, honestly, I experience that feeling every single day. And no, I’m not exaggerating—every day, without fail. I sit and wonder, What’s the point? Why keep drawing breath if it feels like I’m a burden to the people around me? I mean, seriously, feeling unwanted is practically on par with nails on a chalkboard. But it’s my reality, and let’s face it, no one’s handing out “Best Supportive Friend” awards anytime soon. But hey, guess what? It’s not even that simple. It’s complicated. I’ve got a little thing called irrational thoughts thanks to years of repeated trauma. So now, I don’t just feel unwanted by a couple of people; I feel like I’m a burden to EVERYONE. Yep, every single person. And yes, it gets debilitating. I can’t even be around people without my anxiety making me feel like I’m walking into a room ful...

Let’s talk about something that’s going to sting a little. You know, the truth—that thing we all like to ignore when it’s inconvenient. Ladies, here’s the deal: you need to change your attitude before you change your makeup. I know, I know, nobody wants to hear this, but sit tight. We all know that makeup is magical, right? It’s like a little potion that can make us feel like a million bucks. But let’s get real: does the makeup make you happy, or is it just a shiny coat of paint covering up something that needs fixing underneath? Spoiler alert: a fresh coat of lipstick won’t hide your bad attitude. Newsflash, ladies: Men aren’t looking for a walking Instagram filter. They want respect, honesty, and loyalty. Crazy, right? Not someone who can contour their face better than they can hold a conversation. Here’s the kicker: If you can’t be happy by yourself, how on Earth do you expect someone else, especially a man, to make you happy? We’re talking about true happiness here—not just the tem...

In recent years, we've witnessed some troubling remarks from prominent figures in football regarding African players and competitions, most notably the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON). From Jurgen Klopp calling the tournament "a small competition" to Jamie Carragher recently trending for his controversial statements about AFCON, it seems there’s a troubling trend of underappreciating African football on a global scale. But amidst all this negativity, one man has consistently stood by African football and players — Jose Mourinho. Known for his sharp wit, tactical brilliance, and leadership, Mourinho has always demonstrated unwavering support for African talent, both on and off the field.  A Legacy of African Support Mourinho's affection for African players is no secret. Over the course of his illustrious career, he’s given opportunities to some of the best African footballers to showcase their talent, including Samuel Eto’o, Didier Drogba, Michael Essien, and many more. ...